What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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So they tried

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

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Unacceptable again!

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Is Elon Musk an actual genius, or is he surrounded by people smarter than him?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How can I get over a break up?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is so great about Jiraiya?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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