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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So they tried
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How can I get over a break up?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is so great about Jiraiya?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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